July 2012
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callmenoodlearms:
moment of silence for all the people who were trapped in the drawings of a 12 year old girl today
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great britain before the olympics: oh god it's going to be shit, we never do anything right. they're planning to make a field for the opening ceremony oh god what are these planners smoking, it's going to be a joke. why are we so shit. i'm not even going to watch it, it'll be crap.
great britain now: OH CHRIST WE ARE FUCKING AMAZING. DID YOU SEE THAT, DID YOU ALL FUCKING SEE THAT. WE ARE SO GOOD. NO OTHER COUNTRY IS EVER GOING TO BEAT THAT, SUCK IT. GREAT BRITAIN IS AMAZING.
cacen:
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
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ok can we just give it the fuck up to the london olympics right now
no one actually thought they’d have a 40 ft tall voldemort
FUCK YOU YES THEY DO
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES SOMEONE EMBRACE ME
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pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
When my friends are talking about movies
What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
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summersaurusrexx:
snow-cone:
omfg. Dead.
I love this so much omg
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narcissistmanifesto:
shelpee:
i never know who im “”“supposed”“” to follow omg
your heart
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Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice...
– Rev. Pat Robertson
#and that’s not even the half of it (via lessiarty)
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brodinsons:
… an underground musician (Tom Hiddleston), deeply depressed by the direction of human activities, reunites with his resilient and enigmatic lover (Tilda Swinton).
wait hold on could you repeat that
Tom and Tilda
are indeed the vampire lovers
in this movie
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shelterfromcold:
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there”.
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