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tin-pan-ali:

floof

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teeniero:

i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg

103,604 notes + 6 months ago

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The song!

The surprises!

The suddenness of your tears!

[digitaljournal]

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atinygiant:

i just died

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» the night snows stars and the earth creaks: watershipsdown: high school english teaher: so when the author says...

watershipsdown:

high school english teaher: so when the author says the curtains are blue, what does it actually mean?

student: uh maybe it just means he likes blue curtains lol

BAM. the long dead author of the book smashes through the classroom wall in a motorcycle. “thank god you FINALLY…

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d-sneyw0rld:

quality blog ;)

5,790 notes + 8 months ago

maravis:

A horror movie trailer:

a frat boy and his girlfriend are vacationing on a beach in the deep south. after some late-night swimming they find that they can’t relocate their motel, and end up in a small farmhouse.

it seems to be abandoned, inside they find an aged photo of a man and a woman who appear to be engaged at the time. cue weird, creaky noises. 

fade to black, tagline: [He brought disaster wherever he went….]

suddenly, the shack starts to get really cold, like a midwinter storm, a flash of lightning! a skeletal man smiles at them from the window, there’s the sound of a gun loading

the boy shouts, “where did he come from?”

another flash of lighting, everything goes dark again. the wind howls. the skeletal man is gone.

the girl shrieks, “where did he GO?”

the screen fades to black, and the movie title appears on the screen:

C O T T O N - E Y E  J O E

#closing scene: #frat boy kneeling over the grave of his dead girlfriend #he has aged quite a few years and has a ring clenched in his palm as he cries #’if it hadn’t been for cotton eye joe…’ #’i’d be married a long time ago’ #he gets slowly to his feet as rain starts to pour relentlessly #his voice rises above the whipping wind #’where did you COME FROM?! WHERE DID YOU GO?!!!’ #he throws his head back and with his last breath shrieks #’WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?!!!!’

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